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當我離開房間後，峰哥裝模作樣的邀請幾位室友(我的舞團同伴)進行了一場魔獸信長
                                                                               
場子進行到一半的時候，峰哥突然節節落敗，並頻頻抱怨網路的不順暢、以及對方疑似開
圖的行為
                                                                               
眾友人都覺得今天的峰哥一點也不峰哥了，似乎失去了往日的平靜(事後推測，應該是急
著嘗試KY的美好)
                                                                               
突然間，峰哥離開了魔獸，說道：
                                                                               
峰哥：幹~我斷線了，你們加油吧，殺爆織田軍。
                                                                               
室友A：靠，少了你差很多耶~~
                                                                               
峰哥：沒關係，平常心就好。我去看我的影片了~~新抓的 A_A
                                                                               
眾室友知道峰哥的習慣和意思，於是也就很有默契的不轉頭看峰哥在做啥
                                                                               
10幾分鐘後，峰哥開口了
                                                                               
峰哥：我去上廁所，加油~殺爆織田軍

其實，大家心裡都在想，峰哥是箭在弦上，不得不發了
                                                                               
又過了幾分鐘~峰哥出來了...面有喜色
                                                                               
峰哥：幹~潤滑液真的很屌，搓起來溫溫的，一下就出來了，五告爽啦!
                                                                               
室友B：溫溫的？ 哪會
                                                                               
峰哥：真的呀，我現在還有溫熱的感覺捏。
                                                                               
室友B：屁啦，過太爽喔，哪有可能呀。用起來根本沒感覺呀~
                                                                               
室友C：嘿呀，正常來說，只有潤滑效果吧。
                                                                               
----這時候，室友B正在打電話給我，詢問酸痛軟膏的事----
                                                                               
峰哥：甘安捏？我覺得我的雞雞有點過熱捏？(臉色開始不對了)
                                                                               
室友C：我看你是不夠爽吧，再進去弄一發。
                                                                               
峰哥：不不不不，我覺得不太對..現在有很火熱的感覺。

峰哥：幹，好像有點燒捏。(斗大的汗珠開始冒出額頭)
                                                                               
室友ABC：面面相覷..會不會是你皮膚不習慣，過敏？
                                                                               
峰哥：喂，那個..有沒有人可以去樓下7-11幫我買一袋冰塊。
                                                                               
室友A：我去吧，順便買個飲料。
                                                                               
室友B：阿峰，你要冰雞雞喔...(忍笑)
                                                                               
峰哥：嘿啦，我要冰雞雞啦 (語氣開始有點不耐)
                                                                               
接下來，寢室開始陷入沉寂，只有峰哥一個人呻吟的聲音
                                                                               
峰哥：屋..五告修啦..五告修啦。哇ㄟXX五告修啦。(台語發音)
                                                                               
峰哥：哇ㄟ冰角那啊美鄧來啦...幹...五告修啦。(台語發音)
                                                                               
室友BC：(拼了命忍笑)
                                                                               
室友C：你要不要去浴室用水沖一下先

峰哥：(臉色鐵青的點了點頭)
                                                                               
(這時候，我不得不說明一下，那條軟膏是運動用的，防水解..所以也不太容易沖掉。讚
!!! 好用!!!)
                                                                               
接下來，浴室傳出了峰哥的呻吟聲
                                                                               
峰哥：屋..五告修啦..五告修啦。哇ㄟXX五告修啦。(台語發音)
                                                                               
峰哥：哇ㄟ冰角那啊美鄧來啦...幹...五告修啦。(台語發音)
                                                                               
這時候，室友A回來了，提著兩袋衛生冰塊和4杯飲料回來。
                                                                               
峰哥聽到室友A回來，馬上從廁所伸出手來，要了一袋冰塊進去
                                                                               
接著，更淒厲的叫聲出來了~~
                                                                               
峰哥：幹~~~~(據室友的說話是，這時候的吼叫聲開始有點娘氣，或許是太冷了吧)
                                                                               
峰哥：屋..五告拎啦..五告拎啦。哇ㄟXX要縮起來了。(台語發音)
峰哥：屋..五告拎啦..五告拎啦。哇ㄟXX要縮起來了。(台語發音)
峰哥：屋..五告拎啦..五告拎啦。哇ㄟXX要縮起來了。(台語發音)
峰哥：屋..五告拎啦..五告拎啦。哇ㄟXX要縮起來了。(台語發音)
                                                                               
這時候浴室外的三個人已經笑到不行了，附帶一提，當天寒流來，台南大約10~12度而已
                                                                               
突然間，浴室門開了~
                                                                               
三位室友迫不及待的往浴室門口擠，想看看峰哥的情形
                                                                               
當時的畫面是，峰哥用M字腿的姿勢跪坐著，下面放著裝滿冰塊和水的面盆
                                                                               
努力的在不浸到屁股的情形下，把可憐的雞雞泡在冰水裡退燒
                                                                               
看到三個明顯忍笑的室友出現在浴室門口，峰哥開口了.....
                                                                               
峰哥虛弱的說：可以帶我去醫院嗎？我想要砍雞雞了...
(嘴脣失去了原有的血色，但臉卻因為努力的半蹲，而漲紅著)
                                                                               
這時候，也就是我接到室友B第二通電話的時候了...
                                                                               
再來的情形，就是上一篇提到的...
                                                                               
峰哥手護私處、伴隨著盪氣迴腸的吼叫聲被兩位同學抬著上了我的車~~

這件事就到此為止啦~謝謝大家的觀看
                                                                               
後記：
後來，我對那條躺在浴室裡的軟膏有了疙瘩...就再也沒有用了
半年前的同學會，峰哥回憶起這件事，還自己爆了個料
那就是...
                                                                               
峰哥：靠! 我現在聞到撒攏巴斯的味道，都會倒陽啦，媽的!